Horoscopes

Description of a Sagittarius, with commentary (thanks, Wikipedia):

Witty conversationalist, humorous - SURE!
Freedom loving / free-spirited- I think so
Idealistic / believing - Definitely
Moral, often having a religious streak. Righteous. - Hell no
Intelligent / intellectual - I have an IQ of 149.
Positive / optimistic - Most of the time.
Blindly optimistic (negative trait) - See above.
Honest / sincere - I try to be.
Confident and Impulsive - No way.
Enterprising, ambitious, devoted to their goals - Absolutely.
Cocky (negative trait) - Uhhh... not so much.
Energetic / active - Yep.
Adventurous / risk-taking - Ehhhh...
Independent - to a fault.
Approachable / warm - I like to think so.
Cheerful / likeable - See above.
Sympathetic / generous - to a fault.
Temperamental - Hell yes.
Impatient / restless - Have you seen me in traffic?
Indiscreet, careless - Uh, no.
Blunt and childlike - No.
Tactless and exaggerating - No.
Irresponsible and superficial - Sometimes.

Today's horoscope:
You may believe you have the right solution to a problem that has continued to bother you. Unfortunately, you may change your mind a few more times before you settle on one particular path. Don't head off prematurely. It's better to wait and see if you feel the same way later or if your final answer will be different from your current one. Be careful; your sense of urgency could trick you into making an uninformed decision.

Spot on, Rick Levine. Whoever you are.