Things I Learned About Myself On The 25 Minute Train Ride Home

Slash things I always knew in the back of my mind but never fully realized until today:

• I am insanely jealous of people with one or both of the following: Chanel bags, Christian Louboutins
• I must walk at my own pace (which is fast); I cannot deal with people walking slowly in front of me
• I cannot stand behind a pack of people waiting to cross the street; I always work my way to the front (again, so I can walk at my own pace)
• When the subway is crowded, I get serious anxiety/massively irritated when people bump into my bag, which is usually slung over my shoulder

With the exception of the first bullet, I think this means that I have some personal space issues...